Pants make u cold. Also They block u from the sun which keeps u from dying of fucking AIDS!! or any other dis-eases u get from being a terrorist dork wage slave fear-mongering loser! oh, and Lock ur doors if u want to get ur shit stolen pussy. hahaaahhhaaaa!!
Wearing clothes makes u act like a crazy person. Be normal, wear as little clothes as possible, stay outside, and soak up as much sun as possible. Smile and say hello to strangers wearing shorts with no shoes in winter. Ask strangers how their cancers and/ or diabetes is developing. But talk slow cause they might not understand u since not walking barefoot lowers iq. ..Remember to forgive them for they know not what they do.